My name is Dirk Howlwell, and I am the 1%. I manage money on Wall Street, and won't apologize for it. Want more? Check out our archives.
OK, even though you guys annoy the piss out of me, and hate me just because I have more money than you, I have to hand it to you on this Michele Bachmann thing. That was hilarious.
I especially love the skinny kid who helps "protect" her as she walks away from the stage, on the opposite side of her from where the protesters are. She's totally freaked out. Well done.
She's not on our side. Have you read the shit on her Web site? It's all a bunch of unattributed bullshit that speaks of magic economics and jobs, jobs jobs! It's the same thing Obama promised, and we've seen how that worked out.
I'm going to support Ron Paul, not just because he's a gun-toting pro-lifer, but because he wants to eliminate The Fed. Can you imagine the fun that me and my buddies would have with less government interference?