My name is Dirk Howlwell, and I am the 1%. I manage money on Wall Street, and won't apologize for it. Want more? Check out our archives.
I don't care about his floating political affiliations. My boy Mayor Bloomberg is a Republican through and through, and I love him. He booted the protesters out of Zuccotti Park, so the end to free camping is here! I'm happy to get my park back. Sometimes, I head down there to get some fresh air with my millionaire buddies to compare our expensive watches and photos of our hot trophy wives. Now we're free to do that again.
The Mayor totally played it smooth. He was like, "No one else can use the park, it's totally not about free speech." Yeah, that's right. I'll write a check for this guy's next campaign for anything. He knows how it is.