My name is Dirk Howlwell, and I am the 1%. I manage money on Wall Street, and won't apologize for it. Want more? Check out our archives.
I was watching Bryan Williams on NBC tonight, a member of the 1% club who totally has the rest of you played that he gives a shit about you, and they were covering the break up of the "occupy" camps. Kudos to my friends on The Street who held up signs saying, "Occupy a desk." Much love, rich brothers.
Anyway, this one kid in his Abercrombie hoodie (how much did you pay for that, son?) gets on camera, and he's like, "The police keep pushing us out, but we're going to keep coming back and starting camps because they can't stop us from exercising our First Amendment rights."
No wonder you don't have a job. You don't even know what the First Amendment says. It guarantees freedom of speech, not the right to squat in a park to protest whatever the hell it is you're so angry about.
Which reminds me, if you're going to have a cause, at least figure out what it is. You keep complaining about how greedy we are, but you don't offer any solutions to "fix" your problems, or ask anyone in particular (business, government, your grandma) to enact those changes. Maybe if you focused on that instead of where you can pitch a tent in proximity to Starbucks, you'd get something done.